SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS

LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
I JUST AIN’T GOT THE BALLS
I sent you e-
I sent you texts
I sent you postcards from all around the world
For you to collect
I wrote it in the ether,
I wrote it high in the sky
I painted the airways many different ways
The day I said goodbye
I scratched it on the bus shelter and
I sprayed it on the Station walls
But I didn’t tell you to your face
I just ain’t got the balls
I just ain’t got the balls
No I just ain’t got the balls
I put it on CD, they played it
maybe on the radio
I put it all about for you to find out
But for me to know
I told all your enemies,
I told all my friends
I spread it thick into every corner
And deep round every bend
I shouted it in the corridors and
yelled it out in halls
But I didn’t whisper a word to you
I just ain’t got the balls
I just ain’t got the balls
No I just ain’t got the balls