COME TO ASHFORD - Before Ashford comes to you!

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

COME TO ASHFORD

Move from the city; to a far less crowded place

Take life a little slower; at a cleaner, greener pace

Better for the children; no more hanging out on the street

The foods more natural, here; so much healthier to eat

Come to Ashford; before Ashford comes to you

Rows and rows of little boxes; marching slowly into view

The parking is easy; work’s an hour away

Now that they’ve just built; that nice new motorway

And the shops are getting bigger; the fields are filling fast

The signal on your mobiles better, now they’ve built more masts

Come to Ashford; before Ashford comes to you

Rows and rows of little boxes; marching slowly into view

The Sky is bathed in orange; the traffic’s a constant drone

Its just like back in London, now; Just look how this town’s grown

But out on the edges; the illusion starts anew

Another exclusive development; another “Woodland View”

Come on, come to Ashford; before Ashford comes to you

Rows and rows of little boxes; marching slowly into view