BLOWN IT YET AGAIN!

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

BLOWN IT YET AGAIN

I can never open my mouth

unless I put my foot in it.

I never get the rules right

I overstep the limit.

My timing is atrocious

I always get it wrong;

the sentences are far too short,

the pauses………much too long

And I guess I’ve gone and blown it yet again

Been up that creek too many times;

But never had a paddle.

My horse has passed the winning post;

but with an empty saddle.

I’ve run up my colours up the mast;

been hoisted by my own petard.

I never knew being smooth

could be so …. bloody hard

And I guess I’ve gone and blown it yet again

I never read the signals right

I end up stuck on red.

Most of what I want to say

just stalls inside my head.

The little words that manage

to make their Great Escape;

get rounded up the next day

And get marched back through the gates!

And I guess I’ve gone and blown it yet again

Well, I thought Carpe Diem meant

That God likes little fish

Well he threw me back in the deep end

And I’m lost at sea on this,

I ran out the cannons

I covered the decks with sand

And at the first broadside

I just sank,…. with all hands

And I guess I’ve gone and blown it yet again

The little words that manage to make their great escape get rounded up the next day and marched back through the gates....