BACK ROOM TONIGHT

Please Note that due to an ongoing product upgrade evaluation process the words of songs may actually vary substantially to those sung in any given live performance situation. Tough...

BAD TRACK RECORDS!

Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

BACK ROOM TONIGHT

You can sleep in the backroom tonight

And I will sleep in the front

Because I’m tired and I’m stone cold sober

And you’ve come rolling in drunk

You know the rules and you have no defence

I’m the judge and I’m the jury

I’ll stand and I’ll smile while you try to explain

As you’ll sit there and smell like a brewery

Its not that I don’t still love you

You can still make my heart skip a beat

But not tonight, because try as you might

You can hardly stand on your feet

I don’t want to give you a lecture

To nag would be pointless and boring

But I don’t want to lie with out closing my eyes

All night to the sound of you snoring

And you know you have work in the morning

For once try to get there on time

And when I awake I might give you a shake

But your sleeping in no bed of mine!

So sleep well and I’ll see you tomorrow

You’ve obviously had a good night

Try not to spill any more of that tea

And remember to turn out the light…