CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY - a fat cat with the cream

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

He's a Captain of Industry, a modern day Jack Tar

With a bloody big house and an even bigger car

He went to all the right schools (its opened lots of doors)

and if you play ball with him, he'll probably scratch yours

He’s a Captain of industry but he never goes down with the ship

He’s ahead of the women and children As the share price starts to slip

He's had loads of Golden handshakes but never seems to panic

Although most of his companies float worse than the Titanic

He’s a Captain of industry, steering towards the rocks

He’ll fill his boots If you pull up your socks

His management skills are rubbish, but his timing is amazing

He’s got one foot on the fire-escape just as the building’s blazing

He’s a Captain of industry, a fat cat with the cream

A seat on every board, and a stake in every scheme

He’s an expert escape artist; a boardroom Houdini

When the company loses the plot – he just changes the scenery