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GORDON BROWN

Golden Brown -The Stranglers

GOOD RIDDANCE

Good Riddance - Green Day

THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA

The Girl from Ipanema

THE TIMES THEY ARE UNSHAVEN

Times they are a changing - Bob Dylan

THESE CRUELISH THINGS

These foolish things

DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER

All Along the Watchtower - Bob Dylan

GUANTANAMO

Hurricane - Bob Dylan

I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT

All Day and all of the Night - The Kinks

THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST

First cut is the deepest - Cat Stevens

DA DO ENRON

Da do Ron Ron

 

LYRICS

70'S PORNO STARS

AIN'T GOT THE BALLS

ALL THE NICE GIRLS

BACK ROOM TONIGHT

BETWEEN THE LINES

BLOWN IT YET AGAIN

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

COME TO ASHFORD

CRAPPY DIESEL TRAIN

FRIENDS REUNITED

GREY IS JUST BLONDE

LESSONS OF MASS CONSTRUCTION

LOCK 'EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEATS

MAKING A MEAL OF IT

MASTER CARD LISA

PRETTY GIRL

SEPTICAEMIA

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

TESTOSTERONE TERRY

WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN

YOU DON’T WANT…

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LYRICS:

WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY

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BAD TRACK RECORDS!

Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

DA DO ENRON

 

They met up on a Monday and their hearts stood still

Somebody had told them they couldn’t pay the bill

They’d done all the figures and then felt quite ill

They’d done Enron, yes they’d done Enron

 

Yeah they done Enron

Yeah  they done WorldCom

They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong

Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!

 

Unlike Hans Christian, this time his kin

wrote fairy tales that wore pretty thin

And brother! their accounts were Grimm

the ins were out and the outs were in!

 

Yeah they done Enron

Yeah  they done Worldcom

They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong

Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!

 

The bottom line was dodgy, it must be said

So into the shredder it all got fed

The share price flickered at the flick of a mouse

Now they wish they used Price Waterhouse!

 

Yeah they done Enron

Yeah  they done Worldcom

They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong

Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!

 

 

Apologies to THE RONETTES