SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS

LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
DA DO ENRON
They met up on a Monday and their hearts stood still
Somebody had told them they couldn’t pay the bill
They’d done all the figures and then felt quite ill
They’d done Enron, yes they’d done Enron
Yeah they done Enron
Yeah they done WorldCom
They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong
Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!
Unlike Hans Christian, this time his kin
wrote fairy tales that wore pretty thin
And brother! their accounts were Grimm
the ins were out and the outs were in!
Yeah they done Enron
Yeah they done Worldcom
They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong
Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!
The bottom line was dodgy, it must be said
So into the shredder it all got fed
The share price flickered at the flick of a mouse
Now they wish they used Price Waterhouse!
Yeah they done Enron
Yeah they done Worldcom
They added up the numbers and they got’em wrong
Half assed sums at Arthur Anderson!
Apologies to THE RONETTES
