SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA
Her fingers are stained, her teeth are yellow
Her hair is lifeless, her skin is sallow
And as she passes
Each one she gasses
goes… aargh
A cloud of smoke drifts low above her
as she stops to light another
And as she passes
Each one she gasses
goes… aargh
The girl with emphysema keeps smoking
While everyone around her is choking
And as she passes
The pile of ashes
just grows
Ooh and I know that it’s tacky,
To mention she nicked all my baccy.
My lighter and my Rizlas too
disappeared when she went to the loo
Coughs and splutters, chokes and sneezes.
With every breath in strangled wheezes
And as she passes
Each one she gasses
goes… aargh
Apologies to ASTRUD GILBERTO