THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST - Cat Stevens parody

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST

Cat Stevens parody

I would have paid all the money I had

Plus that bit that I borrowed from my dad

But the man in the pet shop said:

“A dog’s for life son, and not just for street cred”

The first mutt is the cheapest, son, you know

The first mutt is the cheapest

And when it comes to chasing sticks in the park

You want a dog that wags its tail and don’t bark,

Or growl at people.

The first mutt is the cheapest, son, you know

The first mutt is the cheapest

A mongrel I think you’ll agree,

Is better than one with a fine pedigree.

A rottweiler or a pit bull

Wouldn’t offer you love as rich or as full

The first mutt is the cheapest, son, you know

The first mutt is the cheapest

And when it comes to doing things on the grass

You want a dog that does – what its asked

And not on the carpet.

The first mutt is the cheapest, son, you know

The first mutt is the cheapest

Apologies to CAT STEVENS