SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
FRIENDS REUNITED
I fancied her madly at school I recall with a lust of industrial strength.
She adeptly side-
my dubious charms at arms length
She had it all in the palm of her hand
My love for her was quite sacred
I had it all in the palm of my hand
As I lay there and pictured her naked
And we all knew we would make it one day
By hook or by crook or by fate
We had the world at our feet
We had it all on a plate
A rather large number of years has now passed
And the net has caught us at last
Curiosity kills cats, at the click of a mouse
As we all dig up the scraps from the past
And the jobs are much better, the cars are much bigger
What we see is usually what we don’t get
The grass is greener, the past seems brighter
Photos never fade on the internet
And I'm fat forty and balding
Short of breath, short of cash and short-
And now I regret, why I managed to let
myself ever find Friends Reunited
And she's eighteen stone with 5 kids on her own
Only chocolate now gets her excited
And she rues the day, that she decided to stay
To try and find Friends Reunited
