SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS

LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
GREY IS JUST BLONDE
I loved you when you were young and I’ll love you when you are old
And maybe I haven’t said all the things you should be told
Maybe I don’t pay attention – I don’t always get it right
But by now I’ve realised,
Grey is just blonde in Black and White
And my hair is now thinning and my body has started to sag
My chickens have come home to roast, and the Cats are all out of the bag
And the mirror in the morning Causes such a fright
But by now I’ve realised,
Grey is just blonde in Black and White
I loved you when you were young and I’ll love you when you are old
You still laugh at all my jokes, even though you’ve probably heard them told
a dozen times every day and then again each night
But by now I’ve realised,
Grey is just blonde in Black and White
