GORDON BROWN - Stranglers parody

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

GORDON BROWN

Stranglers parody

Gordon Brown taxes your fags

Come back from France?

They'll search your bags

Ending in tears

As they find those beers

Never buys a round does Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown opens his mouth

Taxes your food,

your car and your house

He'll watch you sink

Drive you to drink

He'll let you drown ....

will Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown hands out Tax Credits

Even his best friends admit,

and have said it’s

all just a ploy, to baffle and annoy

To confuse and confound,

but he’s Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown drops his square jaw

Just as the share prices drop through the floor

The Oil price is rising

Its hardly surprising

Confidence abounds with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown rips off your pension

He’s got us all by those bits I can’t mention

In for a penny,

in for a pound

Into your Wallet

dives Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown charges the students

All in the name of fiscal prudence

Now each degree

comes at a fee

Attendance is down with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown schemes and he plots

Awaiting the day Blair gets the chop

He be right over,

He’ll be right round

He’ll be next door;

He’s Gordon Brown

Apologies to THE STRANGLERS

Bloody annoying this! Just as I was getting international acclaim for this song (in Hastings anyway) Tony Blair goes and packs it in and this prat gets in to number 10. So all those people (well both of them) typing in Gordon Brown Stranglers MP3 into google have to search through pages of political dross before they come to this classic! By the way did you know he has a Glass Eye!