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GORDON BROWN

Golden Brown -The Stranglers

GOOD RIDDANCE

Good Riddance - Green Day

THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA

The Girl from Ipanema

THE TIMES THEY ARE UNSHAVEN

Times they are a changing - Bob Dylan

THESE CRUELISH THINGS

These foolish things

DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER

All Along the Watchtower - Bob Dylan

GUANTANAMO

Hurricane - Bob Dylan

I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT

All Day and all of the Night - The Kinks

THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST

First cut is the deepest - Cat Stevens

DA DO ENRON

Da do Ron Ron

 

LYRICS

70'S PORNO STARS

AIN'T GOT THE BALLS

ALL THE NICE GIRLS

BACK ROOM TONIGHT

BETWEEN THE LINES

BLOWN IT YET AGAIN

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

COME TO ASHFORD

CRAPPY DIESEL TRAIN

FRIENDS REUNITED

GREY IS JUST BLONDE

LESSONS OF MASS CONSTRUCTION

LOCK 'EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEATS

MAKING A MEAL OF IT

MASTER CARD LISA

PRETTY GIRL

SEPTICAEMIA

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

TESTOSTERONE TERRY

WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN

YOU DON’T WANT…

Bad Track Records

LYRICS:

WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

GUANTANAMO Live!

GUANTANAMO

Bob Dylan parody

 

Bombs start falling

In the middle of the night

B52s still climbing for height

Rusty guns cant`t bring em down

Not much shelter in this town

Now that Bush is coming round

 

They interrogate the fathers

And take away the sons

Shout out orders and wave their guns

You’d better play ball with the yanks,

They’ve got bigger tanks

Than you, there ain’t nothing you can do

 

This is the story of Guantanamo

Where No-one says what you`re supposed to know

Or what it is that you’ve done

Or why it is that you’ve come

To be here, in the heat and the fear

 

Your future’s not bright; your future’s Orange

Where one wrong glance can arrange

A beating you will not forget

And yet, no charge is ever laid

No apology made

 

Extraordinary rendition is the latest phrase;

Take you from your home, and throw you in a cage

Crossing Europe a day

While it looks the other way

And thinks of things to say

 

Geneva convention, Yada yada yada

Treaty’s are a just paper, bullets are harder

Lock em and throw away the key

They don’t deserve to be free

Like you and me?

 

Better get your ID card, you’ve nothing to hide

Keep all your doubts locked up inside

Be sure keep your nose clean

They have a space,

in a place,

no-one will hear you scream

 

Apologies to BOB DYLAN

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