I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT - in the New Year!

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT

Kinks parody

I want to pay to be a Knight

In the New Year

Want to make a small loan

To Tony Blair

I want the status my new wealth accords

I want a seat In the House of Lords

I want to pay to be a Knight

In the New Year

Make amends with my new friends

In New Labour

I’ll scratch their backs, they’ll scratch mine

A KBE will do just fine

I want to pay to be a Knight

In the New Year

I’ve got the cash

And now I want a favour

Done my homework, done the sums

Bung a bit in party funds

Apologies to THE KINKS