WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN - None of the above party political broadcast!

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN

(None of the above party political broadcast!)

Every so often, now and then

Earnest women and boring men

come begging you to vote for them

When will we ever learn

No need to tax or steal or borrow

An end to suffering, grief and sorrow

Bread today but jam tomorrow

When will we ever learn

So grab your beer and cry in it

Reach for the sky; There's pie in it

You've made your bed so lie in it

Because we never learn

And if you just toe that party line

They’ll abolish poverty, and even crime

And make the trains all run on time

When will we ever learn

And OK; if you insist

Those dodgy scams they will resist

They’ll even cut the waiting lists

When will we ever learn

They've made mistakes, they've taken knocks

But of course they'll pull up their socks

If you just cross their little box

When will we ever learn

And when all the votes are finally in

And their smug faces start to grin

The promises go in the bin

When will we ever learn.