SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
LESSONS OF MASS CONSTRUCTION
Give us Barratt, Give us Costain
Give us cars, and give us trains
Populate thickly
Concrete over quickly
The Garden of England for your gain
Give us Houses, Give us parking
Give us Water and be damned
Find a site, press enter
And build that shopping centre
On this once green and pleasant land
Praise the Lord for John Prescott
For his guidance and instruction
Unblock those planning laws
Give us more Shacks in Ore,
Teach us those Lessons of Mass Construction.
Pylon the power and the phone lines
Give us waste treatment and landfills
Just deny the futility
Of each brand new utility
Pump out those dark satanic mills
Give us business parks, Give us jobs
Give us leisure, Give us lifestyle
Coming soon to a field near you
Bricking up your points of view
The spectre of a septic isle
JOHN PRESCOTT
"The green belt is a Labour achievement; and we intend to build upon it."
The rising number of households (especially in the south-
Punch a celebrity. Smack them in the face. As hard as you like. And slap politicians, slap celebs, wankers and more!