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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
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SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and All of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
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Ken Livingston and Boris Johnson have reached the slopes of Mount Doom and are preparing to do battle for THE PRECIOUS. I can't be the only one to find this struggle for the job of Mayor of London intriguing; an epic tussle between tousled haired scamp Boris Johnson of the Shire and the slithery creature formerly known as Ken Livingston. Wouldn't National politics be more fun if these two were leaders of their respective parties?
ONE PRAT TO RULE THEM ALL!
NEWS FROM MORDOR!
LONDON MAYOR MARCH 2008
OH BUGGER!
The sprightly 82 year old shared quips with nursing staff who treated her to a nostalgic chant of “Maggie, Maggie Maggie ..... Out, Out Out” before enjoying watching her being bundled away fondly by psychiatric staff.
Lady Barking gives her trade mark salute on Leaving The General Pinochet Memorial Hospital Yesterday.