SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
MASTERCARD LISA
She's Mastercard Lisa
the magnetic strip teaser
She relaxes with access
and works out with Visa
Her shopping is ceaseless, pointless, tireless and tasteless
she only reads labels on a need to know basis
Never worries about colour, price, shape or size
If it fits in the bag then that’s the one that she buys
She holds all the cards, now she got the full set
From Albania to Zaire; She’s third world debt
The balance weighs heavy and the interest piles high
She can add several points to the month’s RPI
Its seems all too much for one purse to afford
Never reads statements; interest rates leave her bored
She’s a rough diamond with many flawed facets
Gave her husband the elbow but kept hold of his assets
Its retail therapy and it makes her feel good
It lets her feel much better than any man ever could
So she won’t stop shopping and what the hell does it matter
Even if most of never comes out of the wrapper?