70’S PORNO STARS
I was the only one for you
You were the only one for me
And if there’d only been one more
We would’ve been the only three
And then… Oh how exciting!
Sound, Action, Camera, Lighting
Grubby basements and Soho bars
We could have been 70’s porno stars!
Badly dubbed in seven languages
A dodgy haircut and a streaky tan
You could have been my leading lady
I could’ve been your macho man
We could’ve proved our love in public
On grainy super eight
We could have been together for ever
Now its much too late
SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
Time has passed; the equipment’s changed
Video, satellite and Internet
You can drink the Last Tango
And then watch it on your TV set
Where late night Emmanuelle
Still sits naked in a wicker chair
And baby oil covered Swedish studs
Still unzip their faded flares
And if we’d shown a bit more guts
A little more flesh and more temerity
We could have wished both our bottoms up
Up there on the screen for Posterity!
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