YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL, but your fat, lets face it...

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

PRETTY GIRL

You’re a pretty girl but you’re fat,

lets face it

You’re a pretty girl but you’re fat,

lets face it

You’re a pretty girl

but you’re fat,

lets face it

But if you ate just a few less pies

And did just a little exercise

Maybe, baby, you could look real fine

And if you tried just a little bit harder

And stayed away from that larder

Maybe they would spend some time

With you

And it isn’t just your perfume

That stays behind when you leave the room

You always end up, going home alone

A few less crisps and a little less cake

Could be all that it would take to make

Them call you up on that phone

Again

And it doesn’t matter what clothes you wear

Or the things you try to do to your hair

It never seems to achieve the right effect

You’ve got personality and you you’ve got style

But if your arse sticks out a mile

You won’t ever get, respect

From them