BAD TRACK RECORDS!

Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

 

 

BREAKING THE NEWS!

 

BROKEN NEWS:

Arms and the Mann

One Prat to Rule them All

Sinflation

Budget Windup

Nanny State

Fire at Will

 

LINKS

 

SONG PARODIES

GORDON BROWN

Golden Brown - The Stranglers

GOOD RIDDANCE

Good Riddance - Green Day

THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA

The Girl from Ipanema

THE TIMES THEY ARE UNSHAVEN

Times they are a changing - Bob Dylan

THESE CRUELISH THINGS

These foolish things

DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER

All Along the Watchtower - Bob Dylan

GUANTANAMO

Hurricane - Bob Dylan

I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT

All Day and All of the Night - The Kinks

THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST

First cut is the deepest - Cat Stevens

DA DO ENRON

Da do Ron Ron

 

LYRICS

70'S PORNO STARS

AIN'T GOT THE BALLS

ALL THE NICE GIRLS

BACK ROOM TONIGHT

BETWEEN THE LINES

BLOWN IT YET AGAIN

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

COME TO ASHFORD

CRAPPY DIESEL TRAIN

FRIENDS REUNITED

GREY IS JUST BLONDE

LESSONS OF MASS CONSTRUCTION

LOCK 'EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEATS

MAKING A MEAL OF IT

MASTER CARD LISA

PRETTY GIRL

SEPTICAEMIA

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

TESTOSTERONE TERRY

WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN

YOU DON’T WANT…

OBLIGATORY BLOG

FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS?

 

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Sorry

SINFLATION!

VATICAN UPS THE ANTE IN RACE FOR OUR SOULS

The Vatican has just decided to extend the official number of mortal sins to include a whole load of bad things which the ever resourceful and inventive mankind has managed to sneak past the almighty since the last stock-take. The new sins take aim at those who "undermine society in far reaching ways, including by taking or dealing in drugs, polluting the environment, and engaging in manipulative genetic science" The Times of London reports.
Also new to the list are paedophilia, abortion, and social injustices that cause poverty or "the excessive accumulation of wealth by a few". (That last one's bit rich coming from the Vatican)
They join the long-standing, but one might argue far more catchy evils of lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, anger, envy and pride.

Which all tends to beg the question; What if more religions return to free collective bargaining for our souls? Were Islam to follow suit with a drastic cut in the number of virgins martyrs were rewarded with in heaven and The Chief Rabbinate of Haifa to tighten the definition of kosher we could find ourselves with a mounting sins and rewards in heaven deficit, a run on Rosary beads, a plunge in the value of the Hail Mary, panic on the stoning and excommunication exchanges and panic in the Divine Entity markets.

This trading in our futures should not be an option.....

 

VATICAN SINS MARCH 2008