TESTOSTERONE TERRY - He's coming to your town!

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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey

SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY

TESTOSTERONE TERRY

He’s got tattoos in places his mother’s never seen

He’s big and bad and ‘orrible, he’s rough, and tough and mean

He drinks large amounts of lager with his mates around the bar

His chat up lines are charmless, but they seem to get him far

You can’t lock him up and you daren’t knock him down.

He’s Testosterone Terry and he’s coming to your town

Its an often told story; A lifetime full of flaws

A roof with slates missing, the jar of slamming doors

In the windows of opportunity he’s the pane of broken glass

He sticks the carrot of encouragement …anywhere you ask!

His intellect’s ineffectual, but his insight’s out of sight

If he senses disapproval then he’s ready for a fight

In a train-spotting world he’s the one whose off the rails

He got several screws loose but he thinks he’s hard as nails

He cruises with brute arrogance at speed throughout the town

The stereo wound right up, the windows right down

He never starts without a roar or brakes without a squeal

It extends his…. Personality, and gives him sex appeal

They never raked the algae off his genetic pool

He’s the exception that proves the Darwin rule

I’d like to converse with him; have him round to Tea

Except of course that he’s considerably .... larger than me!