SONG PARODIES
Golden Brown -
Good Riddance -
The Girl from Ipanema
Times they are a changing -
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower -
Hurricane -
All Day and all of the Night -
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest -
Da do Ron Ron
LYRICS
LYRICS:
WORDS BY COLIN BAILEY
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh, twaddle and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
SARCASTIC, FACETIOUS AND VICIOUS LYRICS, SATIRE, PARODY AND IRREVERENT COMMENT, TOSH, TWADDLE AND OPINIONATED VERBIAGE FROM THE TOWNSHIPS OF EAST SUSSEX BY ARTISTIC LAYABOUT COLIN BAILEY
DON’T TRY AND GIVE ME THE WATCHTOWER
Bob Dylan parody
The Knocking, it was persistent
He was left with no choice
Can I speak for a moment
Came a soft persuasive voice
Tradesmen they may duck and dive
Salesmen they might whine
But Jehovah’s witnesses
Catch you time after time
Don’t try and give me the Watchtower
Said the Victim with a groan
There are many here amongst us
Who just want to be left alone
All the wrongs will be righted
The woman seemed so sure
As he noticed with a shock
Her foot wedged in the door
They must be some way out this
He thought with gritted teeth
His mind was going numb now
He could find no release
Don’t try and give me the Watchtower
His protests, now feeble and thin
His eyes had that hunted look
His mind was growing dim….
‘There may be some contusions;
Said the Sergeant in disbelief
“We’re talking false ones now!’
He took a poker to her teeth!”
And at his trial he seemed real keen
To be locked away
My Karma ran over her Dogma
Was all that he would say….